"You boys hold off on starting your sound check 'til we get this bull loaded."
- Owner of the bull, 2009 Clayton Fall Festival
"Where the #$@*&! is TOMMY!"
- Joe, while setting up at any given show
"I like my women like I like my chicken with a little bit of fat on the end."
- Brock, sung randomly at any given moment
"Curt - you're a hottie!"
- Leanne, between songs at any given show
"Where the #$@*&! is the bass player!"
- Joe, before starting a set at any given show